Time Cannon

 I present to you, the greatest moments in D/FW history during my lifetime. I plan to flesh out the descriptions as time permits, so if it's skimpy now, check back later it might be even better than the first time you read it.... ★ 1975 NFL Divisional Championship Game ★ Dallas Cowboys vs. Minnesota Vikings  Metropolitan Stadium, Minneapolis Minnesota   December 28th, 1975  Here's the grim, hopeless setup. Dallas Cowboys at the frozen ass Minnesota Metropolitan Stadium (hey I have a great Idea, let's put an outdoor stadium that will be used in the heart of the Minnesota weather in Minneapolis). They have unbelievably just converted a 4th and 26. (This brings up one of the most insane NFL incidents of all time, and it is NEVER talked about. I of course speak of the 'Rib Kicking' Minnesota Security Guard/Policeman. In completing the above-mentioned 4th and 26, Drew Pearson used some Toe Drag Swag to make an unbelievable catch with both feet in bounds, falling...

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Yeah, what is this like three years in a row? Oh well real life sucks eh? Hope some of the regulars are still out there, shouts to you all.

Damn if that isn't a perfect description of Cardinal quarterback Kyler Murray's running style.  Take his insane 22 second 2 point conversion and add Yakkety Sax and you end up with a video that you can't watch just once... https://youtu.be/ci-Ied8nGDc

So I said I could build a 2,300 piece lego set in 2 days (for halloween.) Err, uh, this is going to be a KICK ASS Thanksgiving centerpiece...  

 Ladies and gentlemen, from the Australian Royal Mint, in honor of their local boys, ya know, saving all of civilization, I give you the AC/DC 20c piece(s)...

Through the blackest still of the night, where all hope seems to have vanished in a toxic stew of Politico's, morons, and general shittyness, out of nowhere, a ray of bright shining light can be seen at the far horizon. Leave it to the Thunder From Down Under to kick the fucking door down, take 2020 by the balls and say ok, bub enough is enough. From this point on, the trend is reversed, hope is attainable, people are civilized, and viri will be squelched. So remember, next year, when you are living life again, it all started with the dirty deeds of the best Rock N Roll band of all time. Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi!!!!!   

 So here I was last January posting my semi annual placeholder so the timecannon doesn't "go the way of the DoDo Bird"(there's a reference .093 percent of my audience will understand), and little did I know what a FUN year was waiting for us all.  So here i am, with my (albeit early) semi annual DoDo bird analogy. But lets pretend 2021 is going to be better. Wanna?  Ok,You heard it here first 2021 is so gonna kick 2020's ass, and Nostra-bacon-us was the first to tell you. Carry on citizen....

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base,,, bah nevermind... Wow i have resorted to posting and article in January and then going dark. All because I don't want this seldom used blog to go the way of the Dodo.  Why??? I have no clue.  Anyone still out there? Drop in the comments if you are. Peace....

A return of the Bacon. Is that possible?? Something is brewing.  Not sure if thats a good thing.  Check back soon......

Carry on, quit staring. Get.  Man did the dust pile up in here or what!?

10 YEARS man!!! Pual Spiricki (Jeremy Piven) in Grosse Pointe Blank Not quite 10 yet, but damn, 2 plus years (2 YEARS Man) without a peep from the ol Time Cannon. Im certain there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, but hey that damn RL TM (Real Life) kept me away.   Anyway, here comes another feeble stab at blogging.  Your Friendly Neighborhood Bacon-Man Mmmbacon

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"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work." Doug Larson

Whoa (in my best Bill and Ted era Keanu) , WHOA!

Dating Tip #238: Find A Computer Demo Center : " The Atari 800, with its 1.79MHZ 8 bit processor, was manufactured from 1979 until 1982 when the 1200XL took its place. Of course, the upgraded machine was considered a 'bomb,' says the Atari Museum , because it didn't have any expansion slots, an external bus connector and featured only 2 of the 4 controller ports users got with the 800 — which of course makes the 800 the ultimate console for double dates. I'm sure Leonardo DiCaprio will cover this in the Atari movie . [image via Fiction Romance via Retrospace Zeta via .tiff ] Previously: 101 Classic Computer Ads One shot: Karsten Schmidt's Atari 800XL/XE scrapbook Bit by bit: Atari Museum releases Atari 7800 Dig Dug, Centipede ... T-Shirt: Exploded Atari 2600 One shot: A Clockwork Orange, the Atari 2600 horrorshow "

Another Fine BaconFind ™ Via Glennz Once you’ve chosen your man-eating predator, they’ll scoop it up and put it in a bag so you can take it home. Please clean it’s tank regularly and do not over feed. This has been a high scorer since going up for voting so was time to print! BUY NOW

Another Fine BaconFind ™ Via the GREAT Secret Fun Spot Blog Hip Nip- A flask shaped like a dapper whino, as featured in my Monkey Goggles article. The geniuses behind Seattle's Archie McPhee Novelties just kicked off a rip-roaring new web site called Monkey Goggles . Their mission... '...to present the world as we see it and ignore the things we find boring... we write about the parts of the world that society forgot or does not have the nerve to ponder.' Furthermore, I would like to mirthfully announce that I will be a regular contributor to Monkey Goggles! Please accept this invitation to check out my very first article, 'Selections from the 1959 PICO novelty catalog.'

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