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The One Where The Heart Is Torn Into Tiny Itsy Bitsy Pieces

  By local crushed blogger . This is nothing new. 26 years of marriage to the one. And I had to go screw it up. Am I sorry. I only regret it every other day of the year. So yeah.  After that happened, I told myself that I'm not going to put myself out there. Too old to play that game if you know what I mean. Funny what 4 years of living in a tiny one room studio apartment can do to you. Being alone sucks worse than being scared to play the game again. The game went surprisingly well. You could maybe say it went spectacularly. Before you know it, I find myself in a Relationship. She was younger than me and that brought a totally different dynamic. If the two of you agree it's not a problem, then who cares what others think right? We watched movies she had never seen. I listened to music I would have never given the time of day to. It went on despite the age difference. We were totally compatible. We talked all the time. I totally opened up to her. As the relationship progressed,
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The Cowboys Need a Miracle (Local team broadcaster)

 I present to you, the greatest moments in D/FW history during my lifetime. I plan to flesh out the descriptions as time permits, so if it's skimpy now, check back later it might be even better than the first time you read it.... ★ 1975 NFL Divisional Championship Game ★ Dallas Cowboys vs. Minnesota Vikings  Metropolitan Stadium, Minneapolis Minnesota   December 28th, 1975  Here's the grim, hopeless setup. Dallas Cowboys at the frozen ass Minnesota Metropolitan Stadium (hey I have a great Idea, let's put an outdoor stadium that will be used in the heart of the Minnesota weather in Minneapolis). They have unbelievably just converted a 4th and 26. (This brings up one of the most insane NFL incidents of all time, and it is NEVER talked about. I of course speak of the 'Rib Kicking' Minnesota Security Guard/Policeman. In completing the above-mentioned 4th and 26, Drew Pearson used some Toe Drag Swag to make an unbelievable catch with both feet in bounds, falling to the g

"Just A Tad Bit Late" Local Procrastinating Brick Builder

So I said I could build a 2,300 piece lego set in 2 days (for halloween.) Err, uh, this is going to be a KICK ASS Thanksgiving centerpiece...  

When You Are The Savior of 2020, They'll Mint Coins In Your Honor...

 Ladies and gentlemen, from the Australian Royal Mint, in honor of their local boys, ya know, saving all of civilization, I give you the AC/DC 20c piece(s)...

"We're just a Rock N Roll Band, it's what we do..." Local Australian Band

Through the blackest still of the night, where all hope seems to have vanished in a toxic stew of Politico's, morons, and general shittyness, out of nowhere, a ray of bright shining light can be seen at the far horizon. Leave it to the Thunder From Down Under to kick the fucking door down, take 2020 by the balls and say ok, bub enough is enough. From this point on, the trend is reversed, hope is attainable, people are civilized, and viri will be squelched. So remember, next year, when you are living life again, it all started with the dirty deeds of the best Rock N Roll band of all time. Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi!!!!!   

2020 huh? How'd That Work Out For Ya?

 So here I was last January posting my semi annual placeholder so the timecannon doesn't "go the way of the DoDo Bird"(there's a reference .093 percent of my audience will understand), and little did I know what a FUN year was waiting for us all.  So here i am, with my (albeit early) semi annual DoDo bird analogy. But lets pretend 2021 is going to be better. Wanna?  Ok,You heard it here first 2021 is so gonna kick 2020's ass, and Nostra-bacon-us was the first to tell you. Carry on citizen....