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Movie quotes.  Why do I contstantly quote movies?  I will hear something and my brain will immediatley correlate it with some obscure quote in some obscure movie.  I don't know why I do it, lord knows it drives my wife nuts.  Heck even my blog description is a movie quote.  "Just a fly in the ointment Hans..." from the multi-quotable Die Hard (arguably the best Action movie all time, think about it, after Die Hard came out, every action movie touted itself "Die Hard on a Bus! or Die Hard on a Boat!"). Anyway, Entertainment Weekly just did an entire story on the best movie quotes.  Suprisingly "Hello, My Name is Inigo Monotoya. You killed my father, prepare to die" from another great sorce of quotes ("Inocthhhheeevable!") The Princess Bride.  Great quote, but I sure wouldn't think that it was the most popular of all time. I would have thought it would have been "Say hello to my leeeetle friend" or "Go ahead, make my day" or some other pop culture staple. Good choice though.  My favorite is the "just a fly in the ointment" line.  People always remember the "Yipeee Kiyaeeee Motherfucker" but I like the way Willis responded when Hans demanded to know who he was, "just a fly in the ointment Hans, a monkey in the wrench..."  Second and third place are both from the same movie, also a gold mine for movie quotes. Pulp Fiction:

Vincent: Have you ever given foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin me about no foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' Mastah. I got my technique down, don't be tickln' or nothin.

Jules after he turns the gun on Ringo:  Normally, both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken right now, but you happened to pull this shit while im in a transitional period...

What are your faves?




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Zelda said…
"...you're so drunk I bet you're seein' double."

"I have two guns. One for each of ya."
-Doc Holliday played by Val Kilmer
-Tombstone
10:40 PM
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